Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder. Bunty: Is she really that beautiful? Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue? Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night. Bunty: How can you say that? Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more. Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself. Bunty: What was it? Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam. Sir: Why are you fighting? Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank. Sir: So what? Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!